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Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Lord Tennyson

A very happy New Year!

A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"

Man or woman?", asked the applicant!

Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?

Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.

The reason why SEESAW was made for two people is so that when we go down, there would always be someone to lift us up again.

Good Night!

Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"

Wife: No.

Husband was completely surprised!

Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?

Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!

Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.

Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.

Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!